Shoot Yourself In The Foot

Hi, I'm Reika, German, Sherlokian, Potterhead, I speak English as well, I love pin up's, games, Japan, piercing and tattoos, food and tentacles. And Harry Potter. And Disney. And Pixar.
Oh, and I'm a dork. ♥
vintagegal:

Overlooking Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco, 1956 by David Boyer (via)

vintagegal:

Overlooking Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco, 1956 by David Boyer (via)

jessamygriffin:

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity


well obviously I will think the pink bag is his, look at this fucking fashion disaster, that SWEATER, of course he’d choose the absolute wrong colour accessory

jessamygriffin:

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

well obviously I will think the pink bag is his, look at this fucking fashion disaster, that SWEATER, of course he’d choose the absolute wrong colour accessory

madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

(Source: prisonerfromazkaban, via shayzerbeam)

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

(via shayzerbeam)

wanderingquill:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

There is a reason why myth!Loki is usually compared to ravens/crows. He is not particularly malicious or evil, he just does weird shit for giggles and it tends to snowball into clusterfuck situations. Which he resolves with his cunning, and usually gets the other gods really cool weapons/jewelry out of the deal.

(Source: yinqors, via carnivalowl)